In my history of science survey, we talk about how ancient cosmologies reflect the geography of the people. Thus the Nile River civilizations believe in mostly benevolent gods that bring annual, predictable, life-giving floods. The Norse have more vengeful and terrifying gods reflecting their harsher geography. Cosmologies are thus often connected to the lived reality and understandings of nature for a group.
Along these lines, I have the students write a cosmology reflecting their own hometown. They describe how the gods must be based on our observations. One of my students this semester, who goes by the handle xmac342, wrote the following entry. I think it should be used in our town’s marketing material.
The Gods of Norman
Norman, Oklahoma is a very lively town in which many people of various backgrounds come together. This must be in part because of the large school that is placed in the middle of it. No doubt this school was a gift from the Gods, as if it weren’t here, this town would not nearly be as advanced.
There are the Gods of education, love, lust, earth, sky, families, Agriculture, Music/fine arts, Roadways/construction, sleep, revenge/conflict, luck, and sport.
The God of education has not been happy with majority of the people, as they tend to evade the gift of schooling, so he punishes the people by giving them public schooling that is subpar, and making upper-division schooling so expensive that not many people can attend even if they wanted to. They also make sure that the people who continue their lives in the education field aren’t paid as well as in other places where people value the God’s gifts.
The God of love of course gives people the ability to love one another, but this is often mistaken for the gift from the God of lust. The God of earth gives us the green grass and trees that are seen throughout Norman, however, she has been at war with the God of roadways/construction, thus explaining why majority of the grass is dead and why the trees are all small. Also, the roadways and construction are a punishment from the Gods because of people’s continuous desire to have something better than they already do. Because of this, the Gods put endless construction, and when it does happen to be finished in one spot, after months or even years, it is just as annoying as before because of the quality, or confusion that it brings with it.
The God of the sky is also in charge of the wind and rain. He has so far protected Norman from major destruction from his Tornados, but also decides to allow a major drought majority of the time to punish us for our wastefulness of water. When he does allow it to rain though, he creates a flood everywhere, not only to rehydrate the earth, but to make the humans suffer as much as possible.
The god of families creates the different families of course, and works with the gods of love and lust to influence people’s lives. The God of Agriculture allows us to continue our farms and ranches and for the most part allow them to evade disasters caused by other Gods.
The God of music/fine arts allows the people of Norman to express themselves and create a culture. This plays into human identity, however the God also works with the God of lust to establish with artists are the most likely to be lusted over (Guitar players are definitely at the top of the list, while oboe players (really all woodwinds) and other unknown artists are very far near the bottom).
The God of sleep despises college students, band members, and all new parents for reasons unknown. The God of revenge and conflict loves to target high-school, and sometimes middle-school girls, as well as drivers. They tend to find the teenage angst and need to be better than everyone, and the need to get places quickly while believing that everyone around you is incredibly stupid very easy to manipulate. The God of luck is completely unpredictable, and greatly impacts the God of Sport, whose main gift was the University of Oklahoma football team. However, sometimes his gift seems like a punishment until the 3rd quarter, in which he decides that the people have been punished enough.
The Gods of Norman are very unforgiving. However, a little bit of each of them lives in every human, as they all came together to create the humans in the image of themselves. No God is more powerful than the others, and they all work with, or conflict with each other, equally.